Clown Council Votes 7–6 To Rename Airlock ‘The Exit Interview’
In a session marked by three walkouts and one accidental pie, dignity narrowly prevails.
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The politics of imaginary space clowns. All clowns fictional. Most of them deserve it.
ClownFeed covers the politics of the station’s clown community, its Council, its faith in the Honkmother, and its long, one-sided war with Security. Every clown, mime, council, planet and baton on this page is invented.
Bike Horn Shortage Enters Third Shift; Clowns Forced To Say ‘Honk’ Out Loud
Black-market horns trade at 40 cabbages apiece as the Captain’s spare ID turns up in a size 34 shoe.
Security Announces Zero-Tolerance Crackdown On Banana Peels, Slips On Announcement
“This ends today,” said the Head of Security, moments before it did not.
Faithful Split Over Whether The Sacred Horn Is Squeezed Once Or Twice
The One-Honk and Two-Honk factions have not spoken in a week, which for clowns is a medical concern.
Clown Planet Holds General Election; Cream Pie Wins In Landslide
The pie ran on a platform of “being delicious” and “hitting people.” Turnout was 140%.