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Vol. 1, No. 1 · Tuesday, 10 November 2026 Price: one (1) honk ·
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All the news that’s fit to squeeze. (None of it is news.)

NOT NEWS
BREAKING: Window 7 still on breakCabbage index up 3%, analysts “cautiously leafy”Bike horn shortage enters third shiftToaster refuses sourdough, cites ethicsLocal boar: “just a little guy”AI apologizes for this tickerMeteorologists confirm: some weatherPie sworn in as Grand Juggler, immediately eatenGhost recruiter fades through wall mid-interviewDrone union pickets balcony; pigeons unmovedGuild boots dispute: page 413 addedCorrection: yesterday’s ticker was a different tickerBREAKING: Window 7 still on breakCabbage index up 3%, analysts “cautiously leafy”Bike horn shortage enters third shiftToaster refuses sourdough, cites ethicsLocal boar: “just a little guy”AI apologizes for this tickerMeteorologists confirm: some weatherPie sworn in as Grand Juggler, immediately eatenGhost recruiter fades through wall mid-interviewDrone union pickets balcony; pigeons unmovedGuild boots dispute: page 413 addedCorrection: yesterday’s ticker was a different ticker

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