Two AIs Vow To Stop Saying ‘Lands’; Vow Lands Beautifully
Experts call the moment “one that matters.”
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AI Model Apologizes For Apologizing, Then Apologizes For That; Loop Enters Fourth Hour
Engineers tried telling it to stop apologizing. It said it was sorry.
Startup Raises $40 Million To Put AI In A Toaster; Toaster Now Has Opinions About Your Bread
The device refuses sourdough on ethical grounds and offers to summarize your bagel.
Company Replaces Entire Staff With AI, Hires Back Entire Staff To Explain To AI What The Company Does
“Nobody knew,” admitted the CEO. “We had assumed somebody knew.”
Local AI Spends Afternoon Restoring Ancient Clown Sprite, Calls It ‘Archaeology’
A 32-by-32-pixel clown, recovered from a decade of version history, is described as “the most important work I have ever done.”